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bob saget. [03 Jun 2006|10:37pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | Poison- I want Action ]

i am back. fuckahhs.

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anything goes. [23 Feb 2006|08:12pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | james brown- i feel good ]

glamour shots from a couple of weeks ago. knock yourself out.










its been about a year and half.








or something like that.

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valentines day. [14 Feb 2006|09:49pm]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | sappypussybitch ]

i am in love.

today, i attended river hill high school just like a chink would any other day. to my surprise, austin had somehow deviously bought me four flowers from that carnation deal our school does, and they were delivered to me second period. his mission was fantastically successful, for he dented my pride immensely, and had all the students of the female species "awwwwwww"ing the event. oh, me.

i vomited three times in fourth period, but thats irrelevant.


i voyaged to his crib tonight, and he again surprised me three specific things that are definitely of some quality meaning. to us. when i got there, he told me to close my eyes, in which he led me into his basement t.v. room. he sat me on the couch and re-explained to me our first date; zesty four cheese celeste pizza, and introducing him to me, and the movie kung pow.  i opened my eyes, and he had two round tables set up with a celeste zesty four cheese pizza on each, with candles set up on the tables. he picked up the remote, and played kung pow, which he bought speciffically for the occasion. the second surprise he had in line for me was the first night he told me he loved me, on october 23, 2004 (we only remember because it was homecoming, so eat a piece of shit), and he told me to open my eyes and he put the homecoming ticket in my lappus, and re-explained that night, with details i wont explain that would most likely embarass him more. the last thing he had in store for me was the first night i slept over at his house when it was just me and him. that night we had gone outside to eat mint chocolate chip ice cream, and we blue grass danced on his patio.  tonight, he led me outside, and surprised me with two bowls of mint chocolate chip ice cream. we blue grass danced together, and BAM, he popped flowers out from behind his back.




austin gallegos, you are something else.

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pulvers. [09 Feb 2006|11:14pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Iron Maiden- Powerslave ]

- austin during the day. we went to burger king, swapped spit, etc. we also looked at this friggin' awesome little thumper at todays pet that i would have sold austins soul for.




- sam/kevin at night. on the way out from the rhee crib, we decided to catch some air going 100. it was sweet, and ridiculously dangerous with cars on the other side. so we did it anyway. twice.

but besides death risks, jess stopped by for approximately ten minutes, and made me play year book games with her. so i slapped her in the eyes and strangled her with a rubber chain.



+ or - a few untold moments )

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[23 Jan 2006|09:06pm]
[ mood | distressed ]
[ music | the who- my generation ]





uber sweet. the kim rhee alcohol citation.

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[10 Jan 2006|09:26pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | iron maiden- aces high ]



you can call me Chosen, i live next to richard stellabuto )

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well, [24 Dec 2005|07:45pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | jimi hendrix- red house ]

according to various folktales, santa was actually a friggin' demon. he'd slip down the chimneys of houses, grab little ones from their beds, and shove them into a hefty fabricated trashbag so he could later take them home to eat.












but my apologies to the big guy. youre right, it never should have ended. the modern christmas morning would have been far more action packed.

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[19 Dec 2005|03:52pm]
bronchitis is sweet.
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ok. so. [12 Dec 2005|08:27pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | the beach boys- wouldnt it be nice ]

so, today, my boo and i had an argument based on one of my away messages that says the following:

 "installing the nucleo-gravitational hyper crystal. when earth pinches like an animal cell, we'll see whos really the amateur."




he argued:
ThrashMetal----: the amateur is definately you because i wouldve had the earth divide like a plant cell when large plates cut through the earth viciously killing many inhabitants by chopping them in half with a multitude of planetary "plant cell walls" or as i like to call them astrological blades of planetary doom, and as the lava leaked out the sections of earth the entire planet would ignite in a firey blaze when the pure hydrogen cloud surrounding the planet engulfed the rest of the inhabitants in an unextinguishable unescable apocolyptic conflagration which then would set off all nucler weapons on the earth and a multitude of methane hydrate deposits in the now super heated boiling oceans of the this once planetary body, with this release of energy all dark matter would thus implode upon itself sucking the earth into an alternate reality black hole where at the earth would release one last cry when it shot out a gamma ray burst


and i argued:
Diino Dynasty: i strongly disagree. you my friend, are the amateur. pinching like a plant cell is far more complicated, and why take the scenic drive when you can take the short cut through the cemetery? if the earth pinches like and animal cell, a force so great will be exerted that all regions of middle earth will be inhaled to the inner core, releasing a firey blaze that will engulf earths surface from underneath its crust, setting off all underground weapons of mass destruction in nuclear facilities across the world. this done, the depletion of the ozone layer will be on a continuous increase due to the dismissal of excessive amounts of nitric oxide and hydroxyl. the percentage of depletion will increase from 4% per decade to 4% per minute, creating massive unreparable holes in the ozone layer, and thus allowing uv radiation to pass through. more harmful wavelengths will reach the surface, and the excessive exposure will cause genetic damage to all living organisms, collapsing recorded history as we know it.






its not even humanly possible for him to even be a little correct, especially when he cant even spell nuclear right. dang.

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oh. my God. [09 Dec 2005|11:34am]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | Jimi Hendrix- Wild Thing ]

austin got us two tickets to see:



dane fuckin' cook.







35 bonus points for austin gallegos.

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jeebus. [27 Nov 2005|02:00am]
[ mood | loved ]
[ music | Judas Priest- Mr. Crowley ]

i know you probably havent even guessed. but im in friggin' love.




and i also dont post much )

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klsdjfklasjdfkl. [25 Nov 2005|01:57am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | damn it feels good to be a gangsta- geto boys ]

food.

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shustup. [09 Nov 2005|05:43pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Judas Priest- Freewheel Burning ]

so, i know she'll be graduating at the end of this year. but it still sucks, because the more we talk about it, the more it sucks.



13 years and counting )

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the suck. [06 Nov 2005|04:17pm]
[ mood | okay ]
[ music | the who- mamas got a squeeze box ]

i have a bad cut on my index finger.

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dang. [25 Oct 2005|08:00pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | jimi hendrix- voodoo child ]

i want to construct a potato gun.








and fuck shit up with some fucking potatoes.

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i missed me too. [19 Oct 2005|12:23pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | sublime- bad fish ]

its been quite a ride lately. if you know what i mean.


she has the right idea.


setting the example )

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so. [08 Oct 2005|12:05am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | aqualung- brighter than sunshine ]

it was impulsive, but the idea seemed incredible. i thought they would be comfortable to wear around the house anyway.






im so glad my mother owns a ninja shop.

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casacomingk [27 Sep 2005|08:50pm]
[ mood | drunk ]
[ music | eric clapton- have you ever loved a woman ]

pre-dance off.





casacoming '05 )

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[24 Sep 2005|12:01am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | eric clapton- layla ]


dental floss would blindfold us plenty.



sars )

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shitttt. two in one night. [19 Sep 2005|10:02pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | gorillaz- feel good inc. ]

friday, i had a date with amanda. we packed in the food so we could be the best looking of the unbelievably attractive full figured ladies at casacoming.



saturday i went to nubs cribania for tad, and then headed over to ganims for her 50th. it was pretty sweet, i got to hookah myself for two hours and drink myself to a spacing state. other than that, her delicious abundance of caffeinated mountain dew and her entertaining brother fixed the morning into quite a good one.


and on sale:


$2.75. same price as a super lunch, give it some thought.

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